1 I have only had one boyfriend before - ...
2 I’m 19 - ( going on 18! )
3 I’m 25 - ( going on 30! )
4 How long you work bar? - just 2 weeks - ...
5 I stay my room - ...
6 Don’t worry that Thai man is my brother - ...
7 I have to go home for 2 weeks, someone is very ill - ...
8 Sorry, my phone was broken - ...
9 I promise I will not work in the bar again - ...
10 I love you - ...

The top 10 misunderstanding don’t really matter because you are in love, she is different and whatever she tells you, you will want to believe her.

They have decades of experience (the old ones teach the young) and know how to make you feel special and push just the right buttons… just like an ATM. Buyer beware….

Our new T-shirts - "na ling", " Walking ATM" or "bak si da" (farang in Isan)

Handsome man:
Here everyone is good looking! By the time you go home you will definitely think you are.

Darling:
Be careful if they say ‘na ling’ it means monkey face, slightly more polite than ‘darg ling’ monkey ass…

There are many interracial marriages and couples that work well, but it is normally the horror stories that are remembered.
These suggestions are only to make the reader aware that there…
- are a few girls and boys out there that will ‘take you’ for everything you have…..

Yours of course will be different!!

If you do meet the love of your life in a bar,

Please:

Do not get married after 1 week. In Thailand, wives are..........

Do come back soon.

Do not take her......................!

Do take time to get to know your newfound friend.

Do go home and visit her family, do go with an open...............

Do not buy a house and put it in her name. You can lease or set up a Thai company that can own the property and protect your assets (the co must be real).

Do get a good lawyer for any .....................

Do not give her money not to.......................
Do pay her to take English classes or study. ...................

Do take her out to dinner, but do not let her ..........................!

In spite of all that - do have fun.

Of course there are no guarantees, but if your new friend recommends this book, it might be a good start!

To be fair, there is another side to the story….

Top 10 Farang Misunderstandings

1. I haven’t slept with any other Thai girls – ................
2. I come back soon – ....................
3. I don’t have girlfriend at home – ......................
4. I have a lot of money – ..........................
5. I don’t have to work – ..................
6. I own a hotel – ......................
7. I don’t speak Thai – ........................
8. I will be faithful to you – ................
9. My plane goes tomorrow – .............................
10. I’ll take care of you and your family –..........................

There are good and bad people.. everywhere.

Some useful tips:

When the National Anthem is played at the cinema, always stand, out of respect for the King.
It is also played on the radio at 8am and 6pm every day (no need to stand).

Ladyboy
There are many Katoeys (‘lady boys’) in Thailand. Check for ..................................

Tattoo
If you really want to get a tattoo in Thai script, please make sure you get 2 or 3 Thai people to write it down first, there are more than a few ‘farangs’ walking around with ‘I am a stupid farang’ and much... much....... worse!!

Buy the book for much more.